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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Thing I heard while working the circ desk this week:
"Ma'am? Do you have any books about Captain Underpants?" Said by earnest young lad.
"I never even read the book! How could it have water damage?" Said by irate -- and innocent -- female patron.
"What exactly do I have to do to get a library card?" Said in hostile manner.
"Thank you, honey."
"Did that thing already scan the books?" quizzical.
"I had a book once, but I can't remember the title or the author." It's going to be all my fault.
"Do you have any poems? . . . Some of the one's I heard as a child." definitely going to be my fault.
"Two dollars a DAY???" Could count veins in forehead.
Posted by MMM at 8:53 PM